Alan Dershowitz on the College Scandal

March 12, 2019

Alan Dershowitz on the college admissions scandal: 

Live interview by Melissa Francis for Fox News

(Alan Dershowitz) Well, first of all, this is the worst scandal involving elite universities in the history of the United States. Let there be no doubt about this. Nobody can diminish the importance of this – involving, as it does, some of the major, major universities in the country. Look, every individual who’s charged should be presumed innocent. We have to wait and hear the evidence. But this involves the most elite universities, coaches, the SAT, the ACT, etc. This is really one of the great scandals of the twenty-first century.

Having said that, I think it’s just the tip of the iceberg.

Remember, this doesn’t involve the super-super rich. The super-super rich buy buildings for the university, and donate hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars. They don’t have to worry about their kids getting in. This involves the very rich, the people who can’t quite afford to give a building, but can afford to spend five or six million dollars.

And once this investigation is complete, we will see that – although this person, Singer, if the allegations are true, went over any possible line and did clearly commit any possible crime, and apparently is pleading guilty – that in some respect, this is a matter of degree. We will see other MINI-SCANDLAS involving contributions to the universities, coaches who are prepared to stretch the rules, etc.  

Look, at bottom the fault for this lies in the fact that we have ABOLISHED GRADES in universities in many parts of the country. NOBODY FAILS ANYMORE.

‘Cause if we went back to the situation that occurred when I started teaching at Harvard, almost sixty years ago, this couldn’t work, because these students would fail out. It didn’t pay for them to come into a college ‘cause they couldn’t make it through, if they didn’t have the academic resources to make it. But TODAY NOBODY FAILS. And TODAY NOBODY GETS BAD GRADES, nobody gets even Cs!

And in many universities, they have abolished grades, so there is no way of testing whether they are qualified or competent. Once they get into college, many just sail through, because of the way universities have decided to treat their students. And so, I think we will see this is the tip of a very, very deep iceberg.

Look, I don’t believe there should be special slots for athletes. Colleges are not supposed to be about athletics. Athletics are supposed to be collateral. But today kids who are not qualified, or are minimally qualified, get in because they are a good quarterback or a good soccer player. That’s the beginning of the problem. Now, this case doesn’t involve that. This case involves over-cheating, and particularly on the SATs and bribery, and so, it crosses the line.  

I think once this investigation unfolds, we’ll see there’s more to this than just the really bad guys at one end of this spectrum. It’s a continuum.

(Melissa Francis) This is so elaborate, this scheme, because [Singer] had developed relationships… he had established relationships witch coaches at many different universities – with people who worked within the testing community, at the SAT and the ACT. I mean, it is so elaborate to have connections in all these places and to find people in all of these places, who would be willing to take bribes.

It seems, like, inevitably, it was gonna come out. They way they said they stumbled upon this WAS A TOTALLY UNRELATED CASE. They had someone in their grips who said, “By the way, I HAVE A HUGE SCANDAL THAT YOU GUYS DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT. And here’s a tip on it.” And that’s how they got started down this road.”

(Alan Dershowitz) And that’s the way many of these…

(Melissa Francis)  And that’s the way it happens, yeah. And conspiracy. I mean, what is that? Like, this is racketeering, no?

(Alan Dershowitz) This is RICO, racketeering. It involves an enterprise – obviously, the Singer Company is the enterprise. And through the enterprise, they committed these crimes of bribery, of fraud, of cheating. And Rico carries a very, very significant criminal sentence. It also has civil liability. And we’re gonna see this thing spread. Questions are gonna be raised whether the kids who got in should have their diplomas revoked… It involves, obviously, the coaches, each of whom is presumed innocent – some of whom took the money for themselves, according to this indictment; some of whom SHARED THE MONEY WITH THE UNIVERSITY.

The real question is, HOW HIGH UP IN THE UNIVERSITY DOES THIS GO?

And how high up in the SAT and ACT does this go? I hope it doesn’t bring about the result of abolishing the ACT or SAT, that would be a terrible mistake. It would mean that kids get into universities based on who their parents are, their personalities, collateral factors like race and other issues. We still need standardized testing. But now we’ve seen standardized testing being corrupted itself. This is a MAJOR, MAJOR SCANDAL that involves every aspect of admissions into universities.

I hope I’m right by saying that Harvard isn’t involved, because, at least at the moment, the university I taught at for 50 years doesn’t seem to be involved. Though the university I went to, Yale Law School, does seem involved.

It’s just such a tragedy. It’s a tragedy for kids who didn’t get into college, because other kids cheated their way into college. It’s a tragedy for innocent people at these universities who will now be suspect. And so, we have to carefully look at the evidence, and make sure that the presumption of innocence remains. But that, if there is evidence of guilt, the guilty are punished.  

“TODAY NOBODY FAILS.”

“TODAY NOBODY GETS BAD GRADES.”

“A TOTALLY UNRELATED CASE.”

“I HAVE A HUGE SCANDAL THAT YOU GUYS DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.

And here’s a tip on it.”

“HOW HIGH UP IN THE UNIVERSITY DOES THIS GO?”

Pamela Schirmeister

2011 Grievance 

Pam Schirmeister has an underwater mortgage, having bought an overpriced house right before the 2008-9 economic collapse. She’s a puppet and habitually does EVERYTHING that tenured faculty tell her to do — no checks, no objections and no questions asked. In this way, she provides a protection and a cover-up for academic frauds such as Hog Sausage, David Quint, Giuseppe Mazzotta, etc.

Yale is full of sex offenders who never get officially condemned, punished and dismissed,  e.g. Giuseppe Mazzotta, Hog Sausage, Thomas Pogge, etc. For many years, Schirmeister’s job as Title IX Coordinator was to dissuade and threaten the victims while at the same time protecting the perpetrators, so that they could continue stealing money and abusing young people undisturbed.  

Nice try.   

Richard Sleight

Undergraduate Admissions in the time period under investigation.

Richard and Jane Levin

She’s still teaching Plato and the classics in translation with a Ph.D. in Jane Austen’s marriages.

Was that autobiographical? Not at all! 🙂  

The Boobs of the Blessed Jane Levin

Go ahead, you can CUSS during a job meeting — that’s both very appropriate and professional. 

And not even a phone call or an email to the student, i.e. a legal immigrant woman, in order to confirm or deny the alleged facts. Indeed, Yale welcomes immigrants and fights for women’s rights!  

There is NO professional “journalism” on the Yale Daily News, but only RETALIATORY DEFAMATION, on a global scale, for filing an official grievance against a corrupt administrator such as Pamela Schirmeister and her Title IX scam.  

By means of global defamation, the student will be discriminated against ANYWHERE she may go, and for ANYTHING she may do, also completely unrelated to academia. 

CORRUPT AND WORTHLESS

Carol Chiodo, admitted by her Calabrese friend, Giuseppe Mazzotta, without a B.A.

John Darnell supervised Coleen Manassa’s B.A. as well as her Ph.D.

She was employed for years in the archaeology dept.

What an egregious theft of academic degrees, wages and benefits!   

 Hog Sausage “supervised” Olga Boozava’s 2006 theological-comparatistic dissertation on the “Body of Christ” while they were busy cheating on his wife, Yu-Lin Wang. What a comparative paradox! 

That’s a personal and financial conflict of interests, and an academic and financial fraud. 

Yu-Lin Wang divorced the pig in 2007 while all three of them were teaching at Yale in different capacities, giving a great examples to college kids. She obtained custody of her kids, took pretty much everything, secured a permanent post in exchange for silence, and kicked them both out of Yale forever. 

That’s very distressing, isn’t it?  

After a number of years of stolen fellowships here and there, Hog Sausage lobbied to have Olga Boozava hired on an EXTREMELY RARE tenure-track at the same university were he was also HIRED WITH TENURE, thus DOUBLING HIS SALARY & BENEFITS. 

Good to pay for his ex-wife’s alimony, child support, etc. 

How many qualified candidates were turned down to favor Miss Boozava?  

It’s also very odd to see that Hog Sausage was hired in Black Chicago despite the fact that his crazy father, Tupper Saussy, published a racist conspiracy theory to exculpate the MURDERER or Martin Luther King, Black leader of the Civil Rights Movement. 

Hog Sausage has never disowned his father’s crazy racism. In fact, he’s still selling Tupper Saussy conspiracy theories online, e.g. Amazon. Indeed, he has wasted the last 10-12 years since Tupper Saussy’s death embellishing his Wikipedia and writing fake reviews on Amazon, which also constitutes fraud. 

So much “embellishment,” so many pathetic lies, that you would almost forget Tupper Saussy was actually convicted for tax fraud and had to spend almost two years in jail before dying — and you would think he was a saint, instead!  

Nice try 🙂  

My intent is, and has always been, to DEFEND myself and my family against defamation and printed libel, e.g. Yale Daily News; and to WARN other people, so that they may not waste their precious time and money with all these academic frauds.    

SATIRE is protected speech that’s used to call attention to important problems in society — problems that may otherwise go unperceived because they are quite hidden and complex within academia, even though they do have a very real impact on people’s lives, e.g. through TAXATION, TUITION FEES and LIVING EXPENSES for college and university, MISSED PROFITS FROM INVESTMENTS, MISSED YEARS OF PENSION CONTRIBUTIONS, etc.  

One of the aims of my satire is to call attention to the fact that universities do NOT offer stable jobs in academic fields such as comparative literature, English, foreign languages, history, sociology, etc. On the contrary, universities now hire their teaching personnel mainly as ADJUNCTS, with temporary contracts that can be rescinded at any moment and with no cause at all — without any contributions, healthcare or other benefits.

And the very few tenure tracks still available usually go to someone’s “mistress,” “partner,” “dear friend,” etc., de facto doubling the salary and benefits of the one who got them hired. 

ACADEMIC & FINANCIAL FRAUD

Yale University is one of the worst examples of this perverse mechanism.

Here’s a very partial list of people on record for hiring their partners: Richard and Jane Levin; Hog Sausage and first Yu-Lin Wang (Chinese) and then Olga Boozava (Russian, film studies and comp.lit); John Darnell and Coleen Manassa (archaeology); Katie Trumpener and Richard Maxwell (comparative literature), Benjamin Harshav and his wife (also in comp.lit), etc.

Many of these “double hires” also fulfill quotas such as gender and foreign origin, e.g. Yu-Lin Wang, Olga Boozava and Ms Harshav, whereby the university may claim, and be entitled to, government money collected through (your) taxation.   

Check it out, I’m sure there are many more examples only at Yale.

Sam See, for instance, was an HIV-positive male prostitute and God only knows what “contacts” he had to get into the English department. Certain scammers are still defending him — not because he was a misunderstood genius or a poor victim of urban poverty and decay, but just to cover their asses.   

TOTAL WASTE of PEOPLE’S TAXES and TUITION FEES

TOTAL DISCRIMINATION AGAINST MORE DESERVING CANDIDATES! 

 

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NEW 2019 ANTIVIRUS ANTI-HACKER 

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Hey, Sassy Saucy, why don’t you hack this Academic Satire up your old, broken ass? lol

  

Programs and Policies of Yale’s Graduate School of Arts and Sciences, Fall 2011, p. 530.  

“The history of intellectual growth and discovery clearly demonstrates the need for UNFETTERED FREEDOM, the RIGHT to THINK the UNTHINKABLE, and CHALLENGE the UNCHALLENGEABLE [sic]. 

To curtail FREEDOM of EXPRESSION strikes twice at INTELLECTUAL FREEDOM, for whoever deprives another of the right to state unpopular views necessarily also deprives others of the right to listen to those views.”

Unbelievable! 

It is an established fact that Shakespeare’s mother came from an ancient French Catholic family, the Ardens, who went to England with William the Conqueror in 1066. Catholicism influenced Shakespeare’s artistic production in many different ways, especially in the context of post-reformation England, a country torn apart by religious and political persecution against Catholics. 

Shakespeare was an author with Catholic ancestry who managed to survive persecution thanks to his linguistic genius. The fact that he used the Catholic term “indulgence” in the epilogue of his last big play, The Tempest (1611), is a sign that Catholicism maintained an influence over his art until the end. 

The seat of the Catholic Church is the Vatican State, which is located in Rome, Italy. When I was hired at Yale in 2005, there were ZERO Italian Americans and ZERO African Americans in the English and comparative literature departments. But even after 14 years, the situation has not improved.

Throughout my doctorate program at Yale, I have always been harassed, abused and discriminated against because of the connection between Italy and Catholicism. Italian Americans and first gen Italian immigrants are treated even worse than African Americans, in these two departments. 

Indeed, these two departments are KKK-friendly like Sassy’s insane and racist father, Tupper Saussy. 

Tupper Saussy was an insane conspiracy theorist who befriended and wrote an apology for James Earl Ray, the murderer of Rev. Martin Luther King, Black leader of the Civil Rights movement! 

That racist conspiracy theory was titled, Tennessee Waltz: The Making of a Political Prisoner (1987, more details below). Twelve years later, it was followed by another conspiracy theory against the supposed influence that Catholics exert over the American government, which was titled, Rulers of Evil: Useful Knowledge about Government Bodies (1999). 

Notice the convergence of these recurrent themes: racism and discrimination against African Americans; racism and discrimination against Italian Americans, who are seen as “guilty by association” with the Catholic background of their country; bigoted and defamatory accusations against Catholicism, which are so ridiculous and outlandish they actually are a testament to Tupper Saussy’s fundamental insanity.

This crazy discrimination, this mad racism has no place in a civil society and it must stop. 

ZERO TOLERANCE for INTOLERANCE!

But Sassy has NEVER apologized for his father’s insane racism and his connections to the Klan. 

Sassy has NEVER offered a sincere apology for, and he has NEVER distanced himself from, his father’s racism and his connections to the KKK. In fact, he has always tried to portray him — and, by implication, himself — as an underappreciated, misunderstood genius. Nice tray, jackass! 🙂 

It is extremely offensive for everyone that he should currently be employed at the University of Chicago, in a city plagued by a tragic “racial divide,” cf. Superintendent of the Chicago Police Department, Eddie Johnson, video below.  

My husband and I have had to deal with the racist hatred of this bigoted, ignorant pig for 14 years, now. Sassy has slandered not only me, but also my Italian-American husband, my Italian parents, and even my relatives back in Italy! 

Indeed, Sassy slandered me with virtually everyone at Yale: administration, faculty, and even graduate and undergraduate students, e.g. the 2012 defamatory article on the Yale Daily Shit with which Sassy and his network of “dear friends” in English, comp.lit, etc. tried to portray me as a Catholic bigot only because I asked a male colleague to STOP CUSSING!

That’s just the ABC of professional work! 

Nobody cusses in a professional meeting or in class, that’s absolutely improper and illegitimate! 

All sexist cuss-words should be kept for some other “occasion,” after work. 

 

Miss Bradley Bailey & friends, original pic from his personal profile.

That criminal defamation happened in 2012, right after I filed a grievance for administrative corruption against Pamela Schirmeister. It caused me and my entire family an incredible amount of distress over the years; it damaged every aspect of my personal and academic life; and it had a very detrimental effect on the readers of my 2013-14 dissertation on Catholicism in Shakespeare.

 But do you think that Sassy and his network of “dear friends” have ever even offered a simple apology? Or asked for forgiveness, for all their baseless and meaningless slander?

And how about the Yale President and the administration? Not at all, quite the opposite! That was the intended effect — their aim was to see me completely destitute, by destroying my reputation all over the word. But now that my ACADEMIC SATIRE is being read in big numbers all over the world, there’s a new feeling in the mix: they would gladly kill me, if they could! 

And after killing me, they would try to cover up their crime and corruption with even more slander, while at the same time blabbering about the humanitarian need to shelter and support illegal immigrants; have more diversity in academia; empower women and minorities; accept any other different identity, etc. 

Hypocrites! 

If you want to kill other people with slander, you should expect them to tell the TRUTH about all your crimes in order to WARN others!  

 

In 2007, Sassy had to face a very unusual THREE-WAY DIVORCE involving himself; his ex-wife, Yu-Lin Wang; and one of his graduate students and dissertation advisees, Olga, born February 28, 1971.

Let’s call her Olga Stupidieva or Olga Boozava, in honor of the Russian prank against retarded Adam Shiff. 

In other words, Sassy cheated on his Chinese wife with a mature grad student and teaching assistant from Russia, whose dissertation he was supposed to “supervise” — and no conflict of interests there, of course! 

At the time, all three of them were employed as teaching staff at Yale, in different capacities, 

giving a great example of “basic human decency” to everyone. 

It was a HUGE SCANDAL that the administration tried to silence by offering the ex-wife a permanent teaching post in the Chinese department, on the one hand; and on the other, by getting rid of racist Sassy and his bitch, who have (paradoxically) been recycled in Black Chicago. 

Yale is a village. Before the divorce, Sassy had a “reputation” for: 1) being a promiscuous pig, which is a compliment at Yale; 2) advertising Cialis (a drug against erectile dysfunction) on his pretentious and ridiculous site, which nobody reads anyway; and 3) compensating for his embarrassing E.D. with an interest for violent BDSM sexual practices.

Notice Sassy’s “academic” support for Moira BDSM Fradinger, an old hag who uses her “scholarly interest” in the Marquis de Sade to cover up for her insane perversions; and notice his “close friendship” with the late Richard Maxwell, a self-proclaimed “sex historian” with no academic credentials, who should never have been hired as a lecturer at Yale to begin with.  

I must say, when I learned that Sassy’s ex-wife required a protective order against him in 2007, I was not surprised at all. Yale is a village, and such was his bad repute 14 years ago, when I first met him. But his 2007 DIVORCE was like THE ATOMIC BOMB for Sassy.

Total destruction, total devastation. 

Such a DISASTER would naturally lead most people to develop a more humble and self-critical attitude toward life. But that’s not the case for Sissy Sassy Saucy: that jackass continues to blame everyone else — including students! — for every catastrophe that he himself caused in his own fucking life, as a consequence of his illegal and reckless behavior. Don’t worry if you can’t make sense of it — that’s the very nature of mental illness. 

More about Sassy and Stupidieva below. But right now, let’s set the record straight: you don’t have to be a Catholic in order to write respectfully about Catholicism. And, on the other hand, the fact that you write about the influence of Catholicism on European literature does not mean or imply that you are a Catholic yourself. As far as I’m concerned, I’ve always been a financially independent woman with a modern and independent mindset. But I can also respectfully appreciate the influence that the Judeo-Christian tradition has had over the history and culture of Europe and its colonies.

To deny that powerful influence is a big academic and financial fraud.

On top of that, it’s a sign of arrogance and ignorance at the same time.  

But when we deal with English and comp.lit, we don’t find an attitude of intellectual respect, on the contrary. Arrogant and ignorant people like Sassy, Katie Trumpener, David Quint, Leslie Brisman, Harold Bloom and many others, are long-standing academic frauds who try to impose their bigoted atheism on everyone else, even when it goes against historical evidence, previous scholarship, academic freedom and freedom of expression.

Such academic frauds try to impose their own disregard for Catholicism on everybody else in their little square meter; without considering that just around the corner, many other venues — e.g. the divinity school, the art history dept, the school of music, the school of architecture — could not even stay open without Catholic theology, Catholic religion and the sublime art inspired by it, e.g. Giotto, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raffaello, Caravaggio, Lorenzo Bernini, Bellini, Donizetti, Rossini, Verdi, etc. 

Chronological List of Italian Composers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronological_list_of_Italian_classical_composers

Being ignorant, they ignore the truth; and being corrupt, they deny it even after someone explains it to them. In my opinion, things have gotten much worse since Buckley first published his ground-breaking book in 1951: 

“[Yale] does not recognize religion as an indispensable field of study for an educated man… overtly or covertly hostile to religion, whether through the silent treatment, active opposition, or supercilious disparagement… a colorful fanatic… emphatically and vigorously atheistic… a dedicated iconoclast who has little mercy either on God, or on those who believe in Him, and little respect for the values most [students] have been brought up to respect… bigoted atheism… relentless disparagement of the whole fabric of Christianity.” (Buckley, God & Man at Yale, 10-12)

Speaking of metaphors, one of my 4 (four) quite enthusiastic recommenders for graduate school at Yale was Professor George Lakoff at the University of California at Berkeley, who at the time was doing research and teaching on metaphor theoryhttps://georgelakoff.com/research/

My other distinguished recommenders were Professor Rosa Maria Bollettieri Bosinelli, a renowned linguist from the University of Bologna; the late Luigi Schenoni, James Joyce’s translator for Finnegans Wake in Italy; and Professor John Bishop, a famous Joycean scholar and English professor, always from the University of California at Berkeley. 

In my junior year in college, I attended George Lakoff’s large and super-competitive class on metaphor theory, scoring a perfect A. The following semester, I also did very well in Robin Lakoff’s class on English socio-linguistics, scoring A – (sorry you were never even admitted). Hence my appropriate, perceptive and empowering use of swearwords, or power-words. Therefore, Sassy, you shouldn’t compromise yourself with lies about about my proven linguistic abilities because they will be completely destroyed. 

Empathy, Freedom, Fairness for all — sounds like Yale. 

If you want to pull off an academic and financial fraud,

make sure you can do so without also being denounced as a corrupt and ignorant jackass. 

      

Leslie Brisman, 75, the best unknown Shakespeare scholar in the world, is also a self-proclaimed authority on metaphors. It looks like he’s still stealing someone else’s salary despite his decrepit age, intellectual mediocrity and proven corruption. 

Public record: “17 January 2019: Leslie I. Brisman was born 22 May 1944 and registered to vote, 5 Woodside Terrace in New Haven, Connecticut 06515-2020. Democratic. Voter status code: Active. Voter ID number 001603516.”

https://connvoters.com/by_number/0016/03516_leslie_i_brisman.html

The actions of a public figure will be scrutinized by many, many eyes. 

Front cover of James Joyce’s Finnegans Wake, with the Book of Kells.  

That’s a very intricate design, and Honi soit qui mal y pense!  

Sissy Sassy Saucy is a “Low Swine” (173.5) “meticulously bordering on the insane” (173.34). He’s “covetous of his neighbor’s Word” (172.30) and completely ignorant of “the various meanings of all the different foreign parts of speech he misused.” (173.34-36) 

Together with Olga Stupidieva, his dissertation advisee, he has been pulling off a record-breaking academic and financial fraud since 2005-2006, producing several “forged cheque[s] on the public, for [their] own private profit.” (181.16-17)

In Joyce’s style, his missy-nomer could be “Sissy,” “Sassy,” “Saucy,” “Sisso,” which is an Italian term for “pig shit,” and so forth and so on. His first name could be Hawn, Hen, Hoe, Yawn, Honn, Honi, which is French for “cursed.” And the end result would appear as any combination of the two sets — a myriad of schizophrenic personalities like those of his crazy conspiracy-theorist father, Tupper Saussy, from redneck and racist Tennessee.   

Academic Satire for the New Online Millennium, “with them listening and spraining their ears for the millennium and all their mouths making water.” (386.10-11) I told you, homeboy — u can’t touch this. 

Let me tell you a secret, asshole:  

This is ACADEMIC SATIRE, a special type of protected speech.  

The reason why my academic satire works all over the world is because it is BASED ON THE TRUTH. 

Satire does not oppress the innocent, but it exposes and makes fun of liars, hypocrites and criminals who pretend to be what they are not.

Through the artistic means of academic satire, I can warn many other people against the hidden corruption of frauds and scammers like yourself and Olga Boozava. Nobody in the real world gives a damn about formalism and deconstruction; but most people do care a lot about the money they spend to educate themselves and their children!

That’s the great benefit of academic satire:

MAKING PEOPLE AWARE of CRIME and SAVING THEIR TIME & MONEY.   

In a bigoted place like Yale, I’ve always been discriminated against much worse than African Americans. Therefore, I owe it to the comedic genius of Richard Pryor if I’ve been able to turn those racist and sexist slurs into images and words of empowerment.  

Tale the Phi Beta Kappa up your broken ass! 

“Satire is a particular genre of literature and performing arts in which entities and individuals may be ridiculed… In this type of production, vices or shortcomings may be exaggerated for comedic relief and as a form of public shaming… In many productions, satire may help expose certain characteristics of an entity or individual to help establish awareness of these characteristics throughout society. Ideally, satire will help society communicate about social issues… Satire is individually-constructed and therefore may contain different elements. However, many forms of satire feature parody, exaggeration, sarcasm, analogy and irony.” https://www.hg.org/legal-articles/freedom-of-speech-why-satire-is-protected-34438 

The best laughter always springs from the truth. 

  

The best laughter always springs from the truth. 

You can’t fake it, as you do with fake learning and fake feminism. You can’t forge it, as you did with your second wife’s shameful comp.lit dissertation on the “Body of Christ.” 

And you can’t slander it, as you have been doing with me and my husband, my Italian parents, my Italian relatives — or indeed anybody who speaks up to denounce your ACADEMIC AND FINANCIAL FRAUD. 

My satirical websites are designed to WARN people, students and their families against the SCAMS of dangerous scumbags and hypocrites like you.  

“Bitch, you can’t fuck with me if you wanted to!” 🙂 

Jesus! Body of Christ! 

Only a complete idiot finds a mistress who’s even worse-looking than the wife! 

Beware of plagiarists and stupid bitches like Olga Stupidieva!

During her doctorate in comp.lit, Olga Stupidieva was involved in a dirty extra-marital affair with her “dissertation supervisor,” Sissy Sassy Saucy. As soon as his legitimate wife, Yu-Lin Wang, found out what was going on, she dumped and divorced him.  

In 2007, Ms Wang obtained a protective order against Sassy’s domestic violence,

took everything that was free for the taking,

and kicked that dirty pig out of Yale forever.

Too bad. 

 

 Crazy things people do when they’re drunk… 

Sassy was supposed to direct Olga Boozava’s “academic research” and dissertation, but he actually plagiarized and “curated” all that bullshit. 

First he asked his “dear friends” (Yale, Phi Beta Kappa, etc.) to pass it. 

And then he pestered each and everyone in the business to come up with a tenure track for that dumb bitch — in a bogus field such as film and comparative literature, at a time when not even Albert Einstein would be able find one! 

No conflict of interest there, absolutely. 

NO UNIVERSITY needs to WASTE MONEY for a TENURE TRACK in film or comparative literature! An adjunct or two will do — or even better, no one at all, since it’s a bogus field with a high rate of unemployment and underemployment.  

What a scam!  

And what did Sissy Sassy do with all the stolen money?

Did he pay alimony and child support to his ex-wife, Yu-Lin Wang?  

A national catastrophe for all Russian women. 

The “Body of Christ” is a very paradoxical subject for a couple of drunken cheats like Sassy and Stupidieva. And it took Sassy no less than TWELVE YEARS to rewrite and publish a small part of it! 

Why was it even passed, then, by 3 personal friends of his?  

Woah, there’s a entire bottle of cheap wine in that glass! 

Yu-Lin Wang was not enough — Sassy must have a thing for triangles…

Olga Boozava, Victor Fan and, of course, Yawn Saucy taking the pic. 

That looks like a cheap, cheesy & crappy sex scene 🙂 

Counting one, two, three
Peter, Paul and Mary
Getting down with 3P, everybody loves

What we do is innocent
Just for fun and nothing meant
If you don’t like the company
Let’s just do it you and me
You and me, or three
Or four, on the floor

Living in sin is the new thing!

Saucy & Cheesy  

Victor Fan is another academic parasite, another monster-creature produced by Sissy Sassy Saucy, who also supervised his GROUND-BREAKING comp.lit dissertation on soccer, drugs and booze.

Very deep, and very original.  

That crap has never been published, of course.

A compete waste of resources. 

The U.S. government wants to stop funding useless fields like film and comparative literature, which only cause alumni to go bankrupt working as temporary adjuncts with no benefits, no pension, no vacation, no healthcare plan or sick days. 

The only people who manage to find decent jobs in such preposterous fields are the “partners” and “friends” of old bitches and academic frauds like Sassy, an insider for some 30 years now. I wonder, how do they fuck Victor Fan? 

Maybe the two guys suck each other and Olga Boozava is on top, fucking Sissy Sassy in the shit with a strap-on? That’s what he really likes! 🙂 

And that’s the fucking truth! 

http://obeynikita.com/

Or maybe…

 

When the shit hits the fan! 🙂 

Victor Fan is a trashy old drunkard who pretends to be a woman… 

 

And in his delusion, he’s absolutely convinced to be healthy and attractive. 

But if the entire human race suffered from his same mental illness & pathological delusion,

we would disappear from the face of the earth in less than 100 years!

 

Victor Fan is an adjunct who gets hired and fired every year.

As soon as the next economic crisis kicks in, he’ll be one of the first to get fired. 

And what will he do, since he doesn’t have a fucking dime? 

Who would ever fuck an ugly old ass like Fan? 

To fuck or not to fuck, that is the question… 

Sissy Sassy wrote, ehm, supervised Olga Boozava’s crappy dissertation on the “Body of Christ,” which was passed in 2006, read all the details below. The theological topic is very paradoxical for a couple of drunken cheats, and it’s also completely outside the scope of comparative literature. What the fuck does Sassy know about Theology, Resurrection and the Kingdom of God? 

ZERO

Sassy’s “virtue of Zen emptiness” 🙂

He claims there is “no subject matter or methodology” in comparative literature,

meaning that anything goes if and only if his ignorance likes it. 

Public record, ORBIS catalog at Yale Sterling Memorial: 

 https://orbis.library.yale.edu/vwebv/holdingsInfo?searchId=486&recCount=50&recPointer=2&bibId=9844736

Author/Creator: Solovieva, Olga Viktorovna

Title: A discourse apart [electronic resource]: the Body of Christ and the Practice of Cultural Subversion

ISBN: 9780542995767 

Published/Created: 2006 

Thesis note: Thesis (Ph.D.) Yale University, 2006. 

Advisers: H.C.P.S. (one name, one person — see tomb stones below and at the end)

Physical Description: 1 online resource (284 p.)

Format: Archives or Manuscripts 

Summary: This dissertation is a study of the Western secular appropriation of the basic structure of Pauline discourse for the purpose of cultural subversion… The body of Christ allows for the recuperation of bare life within the structure of resurrectionwhich underlies a subversive anti-model of the ethical state, the kingdom of God, etc. 

Link: http://hdl.handle.net/10079/bibid/9844736

C… (first name) P… (middle name) H… (surname) was Sassy’s maternal grandfather, who was just 59 when he died (1904-1963). Sassy’s crazy father, Tupper Saussy, christened one of his unfortunate children with the surname of his in-laws, perhaps because he was pretentious and out of his mind. Sassy’s mother, instead, Lola Haun, died in Florida when she was just 55. 

These people seem to be short-lived, like lies! 

Sassy lobbied to have Boozava’s crappy dissertation passed by his “dear friends” at Yale, Phi Beta Kappa, etc. But that CRAP was SO BAD — so pretentious, incoherent and off-topic — that it took him no less than TWELVE YEARS to “convince” someone to actually print some of it. 

What a complete waste of toilet paper! 

Fortunately, only 7 copies were ordered by an equal number of cross-eyed librarians… 

Compare and contrast: my ACADEMIC SATIRE may have 700,000 views each year

only from Russia and China combined. 

God’s irony… 

       

Tupper Saussy: a “strange inheritance” of paranoia, corruption and shame. Saussy’s anti-Catholic conspiracy theory claims that Catholics have been trying to mastermind U.S. politics. 

 

All proceeds from Tupper Saussy’s racist and bigoted conspiracy theories — and from Olga Boozava’s fraudulent hire at the University of Chicago — have been used by Sissy Sassy Saucy to pay alimony and child support to his smart ex-wife, Yu-Lin Wang.

Ms Wang also managed to obtain custody of her child, keep the house and half of everything else. On top of that, she also kicked that promiscuous and violent pig out of Yale forever. Congratulations!  

http://president.uchicago.edu/page/about-president-zimmer

Is the President of the University of Chicago, Dr Robert Zimmer, aware of Sassy’s record-breaking academic and financial fraud? And does he know that his crazy father, Tupper Saussy from Tennessee, was an infamous conspiracy theorist enmeshed with the Klan? 

Tupper Saussy was an insane KKK conspiracy theorist who befriended and wrote an apology for James Earl Ray, the murderer of Rev. Martin Luther King, leader of the Civil Rights movement.

That’s something terribly stupid, evil, and doomed to fail.  

And that’s something to remember, especially whenever Sassy tries to cover his ass by means of self-serving slander against the people he wrongly perceives as his “enemies.” What a sick individual! 

Sassy has NEVER offered ANY apology for his father’s KKK conspiracy theories over the years. 

On the contrary, he’s been praising that madman in the most implausible and ridiculous way, presenting him as a “misunderstood genius,” hoping to be seen in the same light. What a shame! How the fuck was that racist pig even hired at Chicago, of all possible places!? 

Eddie Johnson, the Superintendent of the Chicago Police Department,

talks about the tragic “racial divide” in that city.  

Check this out: Sassy’s father, Tupper Saussy, was a crazy conspiracy theorist with ties to the Klan, who spent the last years of his life in jail. He suffered from paranoid schizophrenia and thought that the government was persecuting him by means of taxation!  

He was later condemned for tax evasion and fraud, and tried to avoid a prison sentence by absconding and fleeing the Feds. In order to do so, he lived like a bum on the streets for more than 10 years, eating in soup kitchens and taking occasional “showers” in public libraries… 

Now, that’s a picture-perfect background for academia, isn’t it? 

PICTURE-PERFECT! 

University of Chicago President Robert Zimmer doesn’t look like a fraudster, e.g. Sassy and Stupidieva. Nor does he look like someone who would willingly participate in an academic and financial fraud. 

University of Chicago President Robert Zimmer signs a water research agreement with Ben-Gurion University of the Negev President Rivka Carmi. Also present at the ceremony, Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel and Israeli President Shimon Peres (2013).

But perhaps Robert Zimmer is too focused on math and other objective disciplines that actually make sense —  maybe even with a subject matter and a methodology! — in order to notice a couple of drunken cheats and crazy plagiarists in the comparative literature dept. 

 

In my opinion, Olga Boozava is an ignorant, stupid whore from Russia with a bad drinking problem, depression and crappy white hair. The last time I saw her in New Haven, about 8-9 years ago, her empty head was already completely grey. Body of Christ! 

By this I don’t mean ANY offense to the typically beautiful Russian people — I have lots of viewers from that great country, who probably harbor a couple of doubts about the virtues of censorship and communism.

Russian women are internationally known for their beauty; therefore, someone as ugly as Olga Boozava does a great disservice to her country. In my humble opinion, she should be declared a NATIONAL CATASTROPHE!   

http://russian-mistress.com/

According to our intelligence, the vast majority of Russians who operate within American academia are involved in some form of spying on behalf of their government. That’s not good. 

The best way for them to get American citizenship is always the same, i.e. giving birth on American soil. Check this out: 48-years-old Olga Boozava, born 02/28/1971, decided to have her first pregnancy at about 39-40, and the second just a few years later. Wow. 

That’s a new meaning for “Russian roulette!” 

Let’s have a look at Sassy’s splendid family, so he can feel entitled to slander anyone else:

 These are Sassy’s brothers working at a Mexican restaurant,

Phil (Pierre-Philippe, first on the left) and Larry (Laurent, first on the right). 

A family of intellectuals…

Making America Great Again

Their crazy father, Tupper KKK Saussy, tried to exculpate the murderer of Martin Luther King, leader of the American Civil Rights!

I really wonder: if anyone in my own family had had ANY connection with the Klan, or any other racist organization, I’d never have been hired as a teaching assistant and graduate student at an Ivy League university. That would have been even more important than my international academic credentials. 

So, HOW THE FUCK did Sassy get in from Duke?  

Maybe Yale is much more bigoted and racist than they care to admit? 

It’s easier for a bocci ball to get into Sassy’s ass, than for Sassy to get into the Ivy League:  

Rest in hell, insane KKK conspiracy theorist;

water-color painter of paper bags;

convicted tax evader;

fugitive bum for 10+ years;

prison inmate;

and DISAPPOINTED LOVER of SELF-PRAISE. 

And after all that insanity, racism and corruption, 

how on earth can that hypocrite be tolerated when he slanders anyone else? 

LAY LOW, ASSHOLE!  

Sassy’s breast envy & castration complex has a name, and it’s called Yu-Lin Wang 🙂  

Links to my academic satire, Court Documents for Stupidieva, Sassy and Wang

http://margheritamaleti.com/2018/10/15/court-documents-for-solovieva-saussy-and-wang/

http://margheritamaletiviggiano.com/2018/10/15/court-documents-for-solovieva-saussy-and-wang/

http://margheritaviggiano.com/2018/10/15/court-documents-for-solovieva-saussy-and-wang/

saussy-fucking-faggot-laughing-chinese-guy-meme

Sassy cannot identify any methodology or subject matter for comparative literature. But this doesn’t say anything about the discipline itself, only the way he fraudulently misrepresents it. 

Sassy is an ignorant plagiarist who has been projecting his sick, empty, ignorant mind onto an entire discipline for too many years. It’s time for someone to denounce his fraud and warn others! 

Enso

Should comparative literature really be like “the virtue of Zen emptiness,” as he foolishly claims? Of course not, that’s an academic & financial fraud. Without any established methodology, how can anyone judge anyone else’s academic research and writing? 

There are ZERO African Americans 

and

ZERO Italian Americans in comparative literature. 

It’s KKK-friendly, like Tupper Saussy.  

The dogs involved in this scam are academic plagiarist and fraudsters who cause an incalculable damage to the education system, not only in this country but also in Europe. 

They give false witness, make up stories and forge “undeniable” evidence to kill anybody who speaks up to denounce their crimes, for instance: abuse and sex harassment of students and teaching staff, work exploitation, defamation, libel, extortion, blackmailing, etc. 

Examples of extortion: “We must have sex, or your academic career is over;”

“You must work at this job for free, or your academic career is over;”

“You can’t write about this topic I can’t even understand, or your career is over.” 

Example of blackmailing: “If you tell anyone about my crimes, your academic career is over.” 

Sam See, meth junkie and HIV-positive bitch. 

Sam See was an assistant prof. in the English dept at Yale, with a double life as a “professional” prostitute and meth addict, who got infected with HIV. He also had manic depression and suffered a “small stroke,” cf. New York Times, https://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/19/nyregion/questions-linger-after-death-of-yale-teacher-in-police-custody.html  

But with “dear friends” such as Katie Trumpener, David Quint, Sissy Sassy and Leslie Brisman, not even THAT would have prevented him from making tenure and getting a permanent post at Yale. 

The problem is that he also committed suicide in jail, with a meth overdose, on the very night he was arrested for domestic violence and threats to the police, i.e. “I will kill you, I will destroy you!”

That’s EXACTLY the kind of guy you’d want to teach your kids, isn’t he? 🙂   

But he “destroyed” himself, instead — too bad! 

Ms Frank & Yale’s fake feminists

How’s the academic employment in Norse poetry? SUB-ZERO! Well, then, if you’re so honest, the best thing you can do is to fabricate stories and slander the people you don’t even know. 

If that sick, crazy asshole hadn’t killed himself in jail, he would have been promoted to a permanent post at Yale, thanks to the honest and always reliable recommendation of his “dear friends,” e.g. Katie Trumpener, David Quint, Sissy Sassy, Leslie Brisman, etc. 

Those scammers support their worthless “friends” — like the deceased Sam See — with whom they have a pact of non-belligerence and mutual protection. In other words, they don’t rat on each other’s ignorance, conflict of interests, financial frauds, sexual abuses, etc. 

For instance, if someone needs a cover-up for something illegal he’s doing with his dissertation advisee, in 2005-06… You get my point. In this way, they try to keep their scam going as long as possible. 

And in corrupt places like Yale, this only adds insult to injury when you consider that 99% of the teaching personnel don’t even have a Yale degree, but come from lesser universities in the U.S. or around the world. So, do they become more competent when they’re hired?

Of course not — same crap as before. 

How is it that the best scholars in English are always employed somewhere else, e.g. the U.K. or Berkeley?    

 

These are the envious, ignorant rednecks who use PERSONAL CONNECTIONS and NETWORKING within their fraternities (like Phi Beta Kappa) and with their previous colleges and universities (like Yale, Duke, Stanford, etc.), in order to slander students and scholars who immigrate to the U.S. legally. Beware of those criminals: they’re like the mob, and they will never change.  

Sassy harasses and slanders immigrants and people that he considers vulnerable, so he can create a DIVERSION and cover up for his ILLEGAL CONFLICT OF INTERESTS and EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIR with a graduate student that he was supposed to “supervise” for a 2006 dissertation on the “Body of Christ.” That isn’t just cheating: that’s a record-breaking ACADEMIC and FINANCIAL FRAUD!

Every human being must face death and judgment, and no one will escape God’s Justice.  

Christian saints are humble, and they would never usurp God’s Mercy, Justice and Retribution. Now, Sissy Sassy Saucy is certainly NOT a saint — in fact, quite the opposite of that. And yet, he self-righteously feels entitled to put himself in the place of God.   

What incredible arrogance, ignorance and hypocrisy!

And what a fall from grace! 

Sassy should never forget that human life is full of unforeseen circumstances and acts of God. Especially since he has a perfect example of INSANITY in his father, Tupper Saussy, who blatantly suffered from paranoid schizophrenia and was convinced that the government was PERSECUTING him through taxation, which eventually led to his trial, condemnation and incarceration. 

Paranoia, schizophrenia and jail? A deranged and deeply disturbed individual who befriended and (unsuccessfully) tried to exculpate the murderer of Martin Luther King? But what an excellent DNA! 🙂   

And speaking of Divine Justice, many physical and mental illness may befall you, especially since they’re already in your DNA, before you reach your final destination 6 feet under: 

 

CPH was Sassy’s maternal grandfather, who was just 59 when he died (1904-1963). Sassy’s crazy father, Tupper Saussy, christened one of his unfortunate children with the surname of his in-laws, perhaps because he was pretentious and out of his mind. Sassy’s mother, instead, Lola Haun, died in Florida when she was just 55. These people seem to be short-lived, like lies! 

Until very recently, self-professed “sex historians” like Richard Maxwell — Trumpener’s partner, who died of BRAIN CANCER in 2010, aged 61 — had to place special orders at their academic libraries, like Yale’s Sterling Memorial, in order to have access to all types of porn. Until very recently, all types of porn were available there, including child pornography, supposedly bought with your tuition fees and government funding for “academic research.” 

In my opinion, and in the opinion of many, all the scumbags involved with that racket are criminals who should go to jail and remain there for a long, long time.  

For sick individuals like Maxwell, Trumpener, Sam See, Sissy Sassy, Olga Boozava, Moira BDSM Fradinger, etc., researching “sex history” has always been a way to cover up for all their problems — their mental illnesses, depressions, strokes, brain cancers, alcoholism, drug addictions, sexual perversions, HIV and other sexually transmissible diseases, etc. — while at the same time profiting and making a ton of money off of them. 

That’s how FEDERAL FUNDING as well as YOUR HIGH TUITION FEES have been wasted for years, in order to finance the “humanities” with porn. But now that the Internet has taken over, both public and private money can be saved for other “cultural” initiatives… 

“Propelled from Behind into the great Beyond” (FW 49.25)

https://www.kink.com/channel/buttmachineboys

http://russian-mistress.com/

https://www.theenglishmansion.com/

No, thanks. 

“Talk about lowness!” (FW 171.29)

Big Bette, Sissy Sassy and the high culture of racist & redneck Tennessee. That’s where that jackass comes from and what he really is, so he should stop claiming he comes from Paris, yeah right 🙂 That’s just fucking pathetic!  

ENJOYCE 🙂