Everybody is beautiful, except for Melania Trump

Last edited in July 2019

Just the other day, as I was trying to find a parking space on Orange Street, this weird disclaimer caught my eye: “We are a community of healers who have a passion for body work. We are an independently owned business, whose focus is on wellness, not beauty. Everyone is beautiful.”  

Everyone is beautiful?

Everyone is beautiful, except for all human beings with a different political persuasion.

Everyone is beautiful, except for Donald & Melania Trump and their family.  

Everyone is beautiful, except for a former top model, now legal immigrant and First Lady. 

 Melania Trump is the most beautiful, most elegant First Lady we’ve ever had. 

MSNBC/CNN should stop denying and misrepresenting the truth — that’s just shameful and pathetic for a news agency. 

Besides being very troubling and pathological. 

And it’s still unclear to me how THAT does not involve some criminal liability,

in terms of personal threats to the U.S. President.  

We wouldn’t miss you, Griffin.

 Melania is a former top model who — before marrying a billionaire and becoming our marvelous First Lady — was a well-traveled, culturally sophisticated and financially independent woman.

To boost her professional profile, she was also able to develop her natural talent as a polyglot: the languages of her native region are Slovene and Serbo-Croatian; and she acquired English, Italian, French and German for her modelling work in Europe and in the United States.

Polyglots, i.e. individuals who can master a number of different foreign languages, are just a tiny fraction of the population, less than 5%, so we should all respect her intelligence, discipline and dedication.

Any other person would be praised for such ability, so it’s very disingenuous to criticize Melania’s foreign accent. That’s even more disingenuous when we consider the fact that Americans are very deficient in foreign language acquisition, and many of them can’t even master English grammar…


English is only minimally inflected, and Americans have a hard time memorizing inflected foreign languages. Indeed, they have a hard time understanding the very concept of an “inflected” language, i.e. basically any other major modern language — and classical ones, in case you’re wondering.

Not to mention crazy accents everywhere, different alphabets, and the very politically incorrect notion of genders attached to things…  

I need a lift in your el trucko to go to the next towno… 

Does Brad Pitt really need to talk? 🙂  

Melania “began modeling at 5 years old and started doing commercial work at 16 when she posed for the Slovenian fashion photographer Stane Jerko. At 18, she signed with a modeling agency in Milan, Italy. 

In 1992, she was named runner-up in the Jana Magazine ‘Look of the Year’ contest, held in Ljubljana, which promised its top 3 contestants an international modeling contract. After attending the University of Ljubljana for one year, she modeled for fashion houses in Paris and Milan. 

In 1995, Metropolitan Models co-owner Paolo Zampolli, a friend of her future husband Donald Trump, urged her to travel to the U.S., where he would represent her portfolio. […]

In 1999, when she was asked by The New York Times what her role would be if Donald Trump were to become President, Melania replied: ‘I would be very traditional, like Betty Ford or Jackie Kennedy.’” (Wiki) 

Bill trying to grab what doesn’t belong to him, as usual. 

Since he adores the Islamic theocracy of Iran, he should definitely move there and be stoned to death for committing adultery, like this guy: 

When can we please get some Sharia Law for Bill Clinton?  

Let’s stone Bill Clinton to death! 

Islam will dominate the world? Really?? 

Regardless, it’d be great to have some Sharia Law in Amsterdam, wouldn’t it? 🙂    

Sharia for all London’s pubs, and all drunkards in the English Parliament! 🙂 

Goodbye, Theresa May…  

Yep, we should stone to death all British and French people who cheat on their spouses.  

Well, that’s one way of conquering Europe… 

 Melania Trump embodies the American Dream and everything that pseudo liberals wish for themselves. 

It takes a lot of intelligence, discipline and moderation to look so gorgeous. Archbishop Tim Dolan, for instance, doesn’t rape little boys — he just eats 3 of them every morning for breakfast. 


How about some Christian moderation and self-denial?     

It also takes a lot of intelligence and humility to defeat the demonizing press, and be an ambassador for Donald Trump’s political career. 

Melania can defeat a political opponent just by greeting him politely, and crossing her shapely legs while sitting next to him. All eyes on her. So, in the end, all he can do to dissimulate his envy is tilt his head back and smirk like crazy, thinking: “Jeez, I wish Michelle looked like Melania!” 


Poor Michelle, how embarrassed she looks, having to lead that faggot from behind!  

Hillary seems completely absorbed, reading the Bible for the first time in her life.  

And Bill’s thinking, “Too bad I’ve just had another heart attack, or I could harass Melania, too!” 

Yeah, you wish. 

And after 8 years of NOPE,

Chicago is dying and city buses around the country are still crammed with poor blacks.  

What would New Haven do without Yale, right? 

In the end, anybody who slanders an accomplished person like Melania Trump is in bad faith.

An envious, worthless piece of crap. 

Ocasio-Cortez is “financially stressed,” poor victim! 

So she’s spending YOUR tax money (the “crumbs”) to buy extravagant clothes and bags, go on expensive vacations (“me-time”) and get some plastic surgery, which she euphemistically describes as a “face-mask” for her fuck-face. 

But please, don’t tell the truth and don’t “shame” her for being a fucking thief, 

or you’ll be labelled as sexist and racist! 🙂  

Only when it’s convenient, right? 

And anyone else can be slandered freely. 

You’re a lemon, Lemon. 

And what are you going to do with Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden and Beto O’Rourke? 

Go fuck yourself and disappear into your shit-hole. 

These are the people slandering Melania — beautiful and healthy, isn’t it? 🙂 


The toothless lewd.

On top of everything else, Mazzotta HAS NO TEETH and must wear a DENTURE that’s so fucking dirty, it’s actually BROWN! His ugly face looks like a monkey’s ass, but that picture was taken was many, many years ago — imagine how he looks now… 

Mazzotta is a 77-year-old, useless, fat drunkard who’s still alive only thanks to the hardcore drugs against hypertension and heart & coronary disease he’s been getting through Yale’s health plan, which is why he doesn’t want to retire and accept reality: 

But as soon as he dies or is forced to retire by a crippling disease, all the ignorant people he supports, e.g. the three stooges, Carol Chiodo, Michael Farina and Anna Iacovella, will disappear forever, going back where they belong:  

Mazzotta’s Calabrese accent is the grossest, dirtiest and dumbest I’ve ever heard in the U.S. 

But Mazzotta is a complete non-entity that nobody knows or cares about,

so you’d miss the bottom line, which is the following:

Realize that English is the world’s lingua franca by virtue of its relative simplicity compared to other, more inflected languages. As a result, there are many people in prominent positions all over the world who must speak English just in order to work, but without having any talent for languages.

Hence, if you get some pathological satisfaction from denigrating Melania Trump’s foreign accent, you should also denigrate the accent of every political ally of the United States around the world.  

For instance: 

Current Secretary General of the UN, Antonio Guterres (from 7:25)


Ex Secretary General of the United Nations, Ban Ki Moon 


Nouriel Roubini interviewed by CNN on the economic situation in the Middle East. 

Don’t worry — he’s been predicting an apocalyptic catastrophe for the last 15 years!    

“They say I talk a little fast,

but if you listen a little faster,

I ain’t got to slow down for you to catch up, fag!”

50 Cent