Why does Yale endorse my academic satire?

Last edited on March 5, 2019 

Yale endorses my Academic Satire, admitting that there are no jobs in the humanities.  

Here’s my honest girlfriend, Pam Schirmeister:

“What we’re seeing is that students on graduation are not getting tenure-track jobs. They’re getting a one-year job here. They’re getting a postdoc. Postdocs in the humanities are becoming much more common, and it is taking them two, three, four years to land a tenure-track job – if at all.” 

If at all:  https://yaledailynews.com/blog/2018/03/02/humanities-academia-jobs-dwindle/

This unusually honest quote comes from the Yale Daily Crap, whose first and foremost duty is never to check the facts and always to slander the weakest parties, making up pathetic stories as to why they never even contact the victims of their slander to ask for their account of what really happened.

Apart from slander, their duty is to cover up anything shameful and/or against the law that happens anywhere at Yale. For instance, the buttfucks in this picture will eventually get their B.A. because showing their fat, ugly, broken asses to thousands of people is much more acceptable than complaining about the use of derogatory language and SLURS in the classroom. 

I like the girl’s expression on the left, front row. 

Indeed, Yale Policies state that the use of derogatory language and SLURS such as “boobs” and “butt” in a classroom setting is highly recommended in order to enhance students’ critical thinking. 

SLURS teach students what’s “objective” and “universal” compared to what’s “subjective” like art and poetry and “local” like the Italian Renaissance.

SLURS provide a necessary critical perspective to frame religiously bigoted celebrations such as the Dia de los Muertos in Mexico. 

SLURS make students more aware that all different groups and individuals deserve respect in society, if it is to be a civil society. 

SLURS show students how to respect other people’s ideas, identity, sexuality, religion, political thought and freedom of expression.  

SLURS increase students’ professionalism and prepare them to be truly competitive on the job market.

SLURS are the epitome of political correctness.

SLURS are fundamentally progressive, hence Yale endorses them unreservedly. 


So, has Pam Schirmeister become honest, all of a sudden? 

Of course not. 

Schirmeister is admitting a partial truth by way of a disclaimer, because Yale administrators are AFRAID of GETTING SUED by thousands of unemployed students and their families. Everybody’s talking about it – look at this unassuming email:  


From: Classicists [CLASSICISTS@liverpool.ac.uk] on behalf of Greg Woolf [Greg.Woolf@SAS.AC.UK]
Sent: Friday, December 15, 2017 6:00 AM
To: CLASSICISTS@liverpool.ac.uk
Subject: CUCD Protocol on Academic Staffing

Many UK based classicists will know that CUCD [Council of University Classical Departments] has been looking again at the protocol on good employment practice first drawn in 2008. Since then casualization of various kinds has increased across the sector. 

Many more staff in classics departments are on part-time and fixed-term contracts or paid on an hourly rate. Similar issues have recently been addressed by the SCS [Society of Classical Studies] in its Statement on Professional EthicsCUCD has now produced and agreed a new Protocol on Academic Staffing Please do download and share widely.

Professor Greg Woolf

Chair, Council of University Classical Departments

You can manage your subscription and view message archives at http://listserv.liv.ac.uk/archives/classicists.html

The – mostly useless – emails on this list reach about 6,000 people around the world, not only “classicists” but also academic frauds, ehm, literary theorists who pretend to teach English literature in Germany.   

And who’s Greg Woolf? He may be unknown to just about 99 periodic percent of parents, but he’s effectively saying that IF their sons and daughters are so stupid as to postpone their social-security payments and waste 20+ years studying the classics, they will end up working many humble and unstable jobs, on and off, on a PART-TIME or FIXED-TERM CONTRACT.

They will be paid not just semester by semester but actually BY THE HOUR. 

Being underpaid, they will never be able to own real estate, stocks and retirement funds. 

On top of that, they will live in constant anxiety about the future, always nervously on the look-out for the next job. 

If they want to remain in this “field,” they will have to accept impermanent jobs in many different locations, which will make it VERY difficult to settle down and have long-lasting relationships and families. 

But what Mr. Woolf doesn’t say is that even in the unlikely event that a politically-connected candidate manages to get a permanent position at a decent university in the U.K., s/he will be offered a salary of something like 25,000 pounds. 

Holy fuck, how can anyone live or retire on that? 

Perhaps in Iowa or Idaho you can barely survive on that shit. But, for your information, a ham-and-cheese sandwich in Paddington Station costs at least 5 pounds. Consider, therefore, what it means to pay for a decent apartment and for all the bills, services, public and private transportation as well as miscellaneous personal expenses in the U.K., or also on the East and West Coasts in the United States.

So much for so little!

A plumber in the U.K. or U.S. makes much more money than a Latinist at Oxford. 


So, what’s the LEAST rational, the LEAST intelligent thing you could do in this crisis situation? 

Make it EVEN MORE ABSURD to enroll in completely useless programs such as Italian and comparative literature. 

Eliminate the best candidates with slander and sex harassment.

Especially the most prepared, the most talented, the most creative ones. 

In particular, make sure to eliminate the students recommended by George Lakoff at U.C. Berkeley, claiming they don’t know how to discuss historically important metaphors like “indulgence.”

The best-unknown Shakespeare scholar, Leslie Brisman, claims the world “indulgence” does not have any religious meaning in 16th century England, when outspoken Catholics could be hung and disemboweled for political treason. According to Brisman, the historical and religious meaning of “indulgence” is completely “irrelevant” in Shakespeare (like Bloom’s Gnosticism?), hence my dissertation must be censored. And there is no conflict of interest at all, in terms of ideological bias, between Leslie Brisman and Christianity & Catholicism.  

The American Heritage: Roman Catholic Church To grant an ecclesiastical indulgence or dispensation to.  

What incredible ignorance!



Sorry, George: your research is “irrelevant,” according to Brisman – even though Brisman himself is “irrelevant” for Shakespeare studies. 

Check out my previous article on the topic, Let’s celebrate 200,000 views a day! 


If you flaunt your IGNORANCE and CORRUPTION in this way, I can guarantee your department will be totally credible within the academic community and will look appealing to prospective students.  

And, on the other hand, support all liars and parasites who shouldn’t even be in the program because they have a below average IQ, they’re stupid, retarded, grossly ignorant, unable to write, unfit for teaching. 

You should support all the ignorant who, on top of being ignorant, have different types of mental illness, a perverted way of thinking and an abusive personality, and as such pose a threat to students and constitute a scandalous academic and financial fraud.  

Speaking of which, here’s Giuseppe Mazzotta’s young and gorgeous girlfriend, Carol Chiodo, Miss Dunkin Donuts 1954.


Mazzotta has never managed to learn the Scriptures, the Classics or even to speak English correctly and without a thick Calabrese accent. But, as you can see, Miss Chiodo’s got a HUGE culture, so they complement each other. 

Despite the fact that she’s in her late fifties, Miss Chiodo has just gotten a B.A. from Fairfield University. In fact, she took a B.A. just ONE YEAR before finishing her “program” in Italian, which is by all means an exceptional feat of the imagination, as you can see from my previous article: 


To celebrate this unprecedented, unheard-of level of corruption, Miss Chiodo has made up her mind to shed just a couple of pounds here and there, so she can dance like Miss Paddy: 


Lucian Ghita is one of David Quint’s monster creatures. 

This is Ghita’s FOURTEENTH (14th) year in comparative literature. After fourteen years, Ghita still hasn’t managed to finish writing his dissertation on Shakespeare. But in the meantime, he’s been stealing tens of thousands of dollars from students’ tuition fees at Clemson University, SC, without any academic qualification.   

What a monster fraud! 

Look at that crappy sweatshirt with matching hair-dye! 

Here’s another monster fraud made in Giuseppe Mazzotta and David Quint:

Ray Lurie is a decrepit 60-year-old ADJUNCT who looks like your dead grandmother. 

For THIRTY-TWO (32) years now, he’s been trying to finish the second chapter of a comparative literature dissertation on Shakespeare, while at the same time teaching HISTORY at Sacred Heart University, CT. 


Lurie doesn’t have ANY academic degree in history. Some 32 years ago, he took a Masters in COMPARATIVE LITERATURE and doesn’t know fuck about history. Don’t lose your precious money and time with this meathead. 

How many freshmen who couldn’t avoid a class with Ray Lurie eventually become history majors? ZERO. 

In fact, they think the history program at Sacred Heart University is a fucking joke. And who can blame them?  

What a financial fraud for all the paying students and parents involved!

And what a fucking thief – lock him up in jail!


Students criticize mental health services at Yale, complaining that there are not enough psychiatrists to meet their surging demand:  


“Director of Yale Health PAUL GENECIN, who oversees Mental Health & Counseling, said that although demand for mental health services is surging nationwide, Yale has seen a particularly STRIKING INCREASE in the number of students seeking such services in recent years. […]

Some students interviewed said they ultimately sought counseling off-campus because of their problems with the Yale system. 

JASMINE KENNEDY ’20 said that compared to her therapist and psychiatrist at home, Yale’s counseling staff do not build as much of a ‘personal rapport’ with patients. Even after months of counseling, she said, she felt the staff did not know her on a personal level, which is ‘really an important part of mental health services.’

LUCY WESTERN ’19 said that she began seeking counseling at Mental Health & Counseling a year ago, when her mental health declined rapidly. Western recalls waiting nearly two weeks before she was assigned a therapist after going to see the on-call clinician, and several more weeks before she got to see a psychiatrist and was prescribed medication.

While she found the doctors she ultimately worked with helpful, Western said, she decided to seek mental health services elsewhere because of the problems with the Yale system… While her mental health is now under control, she said, she is unsure she would have gotten healthy if she had not been able to pursue help outside of Yale. ‘The wait was AGONIZING, and I spent every day of those weeks CRYING FOR HOURS at a time and feeling ABANDONED by a system that had been marketed to me as functional. … That time remains DEVASTATING in my memory, and it feels like I went through a lot of UNNECESSARY PAIN and stalling to get to where I am now,’ Western said. ‘It seems to me that mental health services that are functional effectively do not exist.’

According to the Mental Health & Counseling website, HALF of all undergraduates obtain mental health counseling from Yale Health at some point during their four years at the University.

The department offers individual, group and couples therapy.” 

Miss Kelbert took advantage. 

Eugenia Kelbert in 2006.

Eugenia was a poor student of comparative literature, as well as a poor victim of depression, tics, and anxiety-related issues. 

So, a couple of honest people who are also regularly treated for mental illness, Trumpener and Sassy, thought that, for God’s sake, they HAD TO pass her crappy dissertation on second language acquisition that’s never been published and never will, otherwise she might have sued them for health care discrimination, and she would have won.

And after another poor victim of depression, Sam See, killed himself in jail with an overdose of meth, that was really the LAST thing Saussy and Trumpener were looking for… 

Sam See, your favorite junkie slut: https://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/07/nyregion/yale-professor-died-of-overdose-official-says.html

It took Miss Kelbert 9 years and several additional fellowships to finish her program, and what was the end result of all that financial waste?

A couple of impermanent jobs as ADJUNCT!

What a fucking joke. 

    Yale receives record number of complaints from victims of sexual misconduct: 


“Only between July 1 and December 31, 2017, Yale received ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FOUR (124) complaints of sexual misconduct.”

“The number of complaints documented in the report, which was released in an email by University Title IX Coordinator and Deputy Provost Stephanie Spangler on Wednesday, far surpasses the previous high of 88 complaints, registered between Jan. 1, 2016, and June 30, 2016. The 12 previous reports have documented between 43 and 88 complaints.”

The denunciations of sexual misconduct are so numerous that the Yale Police is unable to manage them. As a result, the Yale Police themselves complained with the university, but their complaints were rejected and their permanent contract suspended so that, for the time being, they are working “on a month-to month extension agreement.”  Where’s FOX NEWS when you need them?

Read this: Yale Police warns parents that the university is UNSAFE for women:


Tom Pogge is a repeat sex offender who teaches ethics at Yale, of course. 

 So, what’s Pam Schirmeister doing now, apart from protecting sex offenders and threatening their victims? 

Let me give you some background on our honest friend, Schirmeister. But be careful: you may feel a sensation similar to lack of gravity, when things are turned upside down.

Here’s an image, or metaphor, of Yale administrators: the Russian “ambassador” at the U.N. claims Assad’s tyrannical regime is “legitimate” and the Western allegiance “violates the rules of international law.” 

For years, Schirmeister’s job as Title IX coordinator was to THREATEN all the victims of sex crimes on campus – mainly women – and to DISSUADE them from filing complaints against well-known sex offenders, academic frauds, thieves and criminals such as: 

Sassy and Olga Stupidieva, comparative literature 

Against all academic rules, Saussy supervised his girlfriend’s dissertation and had it passed by a couple of his friends. His conflict of interests was both personal and financial, as he sought to pay his ex-wife’s alimony with Stupidieva’s salary. The money they have stolen in the following years, both at Yale and Chicago, is in the hundreds of thousands. The number of legitimate candidates they have disqualified is unknown and can only by imagined, in an overpopulated field like literature.     

Giuseppe Mazzotta and Carol Chiodo, Italian 

John Darnell and Colleen Manassa, Aarcheology 

Sam See and Sunder Ganglani, English and School of Drama 

Notice that these are couples of criminals. Indeed, for every “student” who is engaged in a relationship with faculty, there will be 50 others who are discriminated against and risk losing their job for no academic reason at all, but simply because that CORRUPT faculty member wants to favor his “dear friend” above other more talented and prepared candidates. 

And the list of known sex offenders continues: 

Roberto Gonzalez Echevarria, Spanish

Jaime Lara, Divinity School

Thomas Pogge, Philosophy

Rex Mahnensmith, Med School

Rajendra Pachauri, School of Forestry

Michael Simons, Med School

And of course let’s not forget Antonio Lasaga, a former geochemist found guilty of molesting a 6-year-old boy and for having “150,000 pornographic images of children on his home and university computers.” Antonio Lasaga used to have a good time with David Quint and Sissy Sassy Saucy at the Sterling Memorial Library section especially dedicated to child pornography, founded with YOUR tuition fees:  

NYT – https://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/02/us/handling-of-sexual-harassment-case-poses-larger-questions-at-yale.html

Lasaga was described as “obsessed” with the victim he molested – precisely like Mazzotta and Saussy: who can never let it go, can never move on with their useless lives, but have to keep on slandering, directly in person or indirectly by email, in order to save face and cover their asses.

Lasaga also stated that he “believed whatever trauma the boy was suffering was due to the ‘forced separation’ that resulted from [his] prosecution.” 

Everyone can recognize that that’s a severe form of mental illness EXCEPT our honest Ms. Schirmeister and other Yale admins, who always try to hide and protect such mentally ill criminals. 

Consistently, through the years, Schirmeister has been stealing money by protecting sex offenders and intimidating their victims. 

Try to make money with Air BnB, so you don’t pay taxes, yeah right. 

And yet, despite all of her corruption, Schirmeister has never even managed to renovate her wood shack and repay her underwater mortgage, cf. Antivurs Antihacker. 

In addition to that, her two step-daughters – from her divorced husband (quite insane himself to remarry with a junker like her) – have ended up periodically underemployed, but for the most part without a job and economically dependent on their parents. 

God’s irony – what goes around, comes around. 

“Judge not, that you might not be judged. For with what judgment you judge, you shall be judged; and with what measure you mete, it shall be measured to you again. And why observe you the mote that is in your brother’s eye, but consider not the beam that is in your own eye?”

Authentic picture from the public domain: Schirmeister’s crazy ignorant daughter, Claire (in the middle), with a message for the world: “White, rich men wrote history and they lied!” LOL 

Look at this crazy ignorant crap, and consider that Schirmeister must protect all sex harassers at Yale and get rid of all the students who complain. In order to do so, she will use any “evidence” she can find or forge for the purpose of assassinating the student’s character. She would jump on something like that, if it didn’t portray her own children. 

What a hypocrite! 

Pam has a lot of “indulgence” with the ignorance and madness of her children,

but zero tolerance for the culture and intelligence of the children of everybody else. 

Excellent job! LOL

How much money was thrown down the drain between Claire and Sarah? 

Pam Schirmeister’s hypocrisy.  

And what’s Schirmeister doing now? Now she’s gotten involved in “strategic initiatives,” which means that she tries to figure out how to steal your parents’ money by selling you useless, crappy degrees in the humanities, i.e. English, foreign languages, comparative literature, sociology, political sciences, psychology, philosophy, etc.

If you trust Schirmeister’s honesty and “sound judgment,”

you’ll end up ignorant, indigent and without a pension like fucking Ray Lurie! 

Credits: E*TRADE – This Is Getting Old – Super Bowl 2018 commercial




Hey, Sassy Saucy, why don’t you hack this Academic Satire up your old, broken ass? lol


Programs and Policies of Yale’s Graduate School of Arts and Sciences, Fall 2011, p. 530.  

“The history of intellectual growth and discovery clearly demonstrates the need for UNFETTERED FREEDOM, the RIGHT to THINK the UNTHINKABLE, and CHALLENGE the UNCHALLENGEABLE [sic]. 

To curtail FREEDOM of EXPRESSION strikes twice at INTELLECTUAL FREEDOM, for whoever deprives another of the right to state unpopular views necessarily also deprives others of the right to listen to those views.”


It is an established fact that Shakespeare’s mother came from an ancient French Catholic family, the Ardens, who went to England with William the Conqueror in 1066. Catholicism influenced Shakespeare’s artistic production in many different ways, especially in the context of post-reformation England, a country torn apart by religious and political persecution against Catholics. 

Shakespeare was an author with Catholic ancestry who managed to survive persecution thanks to his linguistic genius. The fact that he used the Catholic term “indulgence” in the epilogue of his last big play, The Tempest (1611), is a sign that Catholicism maintained an influence over his art until the end. 

The seat of the Catholic Church is the Vatican State, which is located in Rome, Italy. When I was hired at Yale in 2005, there were ZERO Italian Americans and ZERO African Americans in the English and comparative literature departments. But even after 14 years, the situation has not improved.

Throughout my doctorate program at Yale, I have always been harassed, abused and discriminated against because of the connection between Italy and Catholicism. Italian Americans and first gen Italian immigrants are treated even worse than African Americans, in these two departments. 

Indeed, these two departments are KKK-friendly like Sassy’s insane and racist father, Tupper Saussy. 

Tupper Saussy was an insane conspiracy theorist who befriended and wrote an apology for James Earl Ray, the murderer of Rev. Martin Luther King, Black leader of the Civil Rights movement! 

That racist conspiracy theory was titled, Tennessee Waltz: The Making of a Political Prisoner (1987, more details below). Twelve years later, it was followed by another conspiracy theory against the supposed influence that Catholics exert over the American government, which was titled, Rulers of Evil: Useful Knowledge about Government Bodies (1999). 

Notice the convergence of these recurrent themes: racism and discrimination against African Americans; racism and discrimination against Italian Americans, who are seen as “guilty by association” with the Catholic background of their country; bigoted and defamatory accusations against Catholicism, which are so ridiculous and outlandish they actually are a testament to Tupper Saussy’s fundamental insanity.

This crazy discrimination, this mad racism has no place in a civil society and it must stop. 


But Sassy has NEVER apologized for his father’s insane racism and his connections to the Klan. 

Sassy has NEVER offered a sincere apology for, and he has NEVER distanced himself from, his father’s racism and his connections to the KKK. In fact, he has always tried to portray him — and, by implication, himself — as an underappreciated, misunderstood genius. Nice tray, jackass! 🙂 

It is extremely offensive for everyone that he should currently be employed at the University of Chicago, in a city plagued by a tragic “racial divide,” cf. Superintendent of the Chicago Police Department, Eddie Johnson, video below.  

My husband and I have had to deal with the racist hatred of this bigoted, ignorant pig for 14 years, now. Sassy has slandered not only me, but also my Italian-American husband, my Italian parents, and even my relatives back in Italy! 

Indeed, Sassy slandered me with virtually everyone at Yale: administration, faculty, and even graduate and undergraduate students, e.g. the 2012 defamatory article on the Yale Daily Shit with which Sassy and his network of “dear friends” in English, comp.lit, etc. tried to portray me as a Catholic bigot only because I asked a male colleague to STOP CUSSING!

That’s just the ABC of professional work! 

Nobody cusses in a professional meeting or in class, that’s absolutely improper and illegitimate! 

All sexist cuss-words should be kept for some other “occasion,” after work. 


Miss Bradley Bailey & friends, original pic from his personal profile.

That criminal defamation happened in 2012, right after I filed a grievance for administrative corruption against Pamela Schirmeister. It caused me and my entire family an incredible amount of distress over the years; it damaged every aspect of my personal and academic life; and it had a very detrimental effect on the readers of my 2013-14 dissertation on Catholicism in Shakespeare.

 But do you think that Sassy and his network of “dear friends” have ever even offered a simple apology? Or asked for forgiveness, for all their baseless and meaningless slander?

And how about the Yale President and the administration? Not at all, quite the opposite! That was the intended effect — their aim was to see me completely destitute, by destroying my reputation all over the word. But now that my ACADEMIC SATIRE is being read in big numbers all over the world, there’s a new feeling in the mix: they would gladly kill me, if they could! 

And after killing me, they would try to cover up their crime and corruption with even more slander, while at the same time blabbering about the humanitarian need to shelter and support illegal immigrants; have more diversity in academia; empower women and minorities; accept any other different identity, etc. 


If you want to kill other people with slander, you should expect them to tell the TRUTH about all your crimes in order to WARN others!  


In 2007, Sassy had to face a very unusual THREE-WAY DIVORCE involving himself; his ex-wife, Yu-Lin Wang; and one of his graduate students and dissertation advisees, Olga, born February 28, 1971.

Let’s call her Olga Stupidieva or Olga Boozava, in honor of the Russian prank against retarded Adam Shiff. 

In other words, Sassy cheated on his Chinese wife with a mature grad student and teaching assistant from Russia, whose dissertation he was supposed to “supervise” — and no conflict of interests there, of course! 

At the time, all three of them were employed as teaching staff at Yale, in different capacities, 

giving a great example of “basic human decency” to everyone. 

It was a HUGE SCANDAL that the administration tried to silence by offering the ex-wife a permanent teaching post in the Chinese department, on the one hand; and on the other, by getting rid of racist Sassy and his bitch, who have (paradoxically) been recycled in Black Chicago. 

Yale is a village. Before the divorce, Sassy had a “reputation” for: 1) being a promiscuous pig, which is a compliment at Yale; 2) advertising Cialis (a drug against erectile dysfunction) on his pretentious and ridiculous site, which nobody reads anyway; and 3) compensating for his embarrassing E.D. with an interest for violent BDSM sexual practices.

Notice Sassy’s “academic” support for Moira BDSM Fradinger, an old hag who uses her “scholarly interest” in the Marquis de Sade to cover up for her insane perversions; and notice his “close friendship” with the late Richard Maxwell, a self-proclaimed “sex historian” with no academic credentials, who should never have been hired as a lecturer at Yale to begin with.  

I must say, when I learned that Sassy’s ex-wife required a protective order against him in 2007, I was not surprised at all. Yale is a village, and such was his bad repute 14 years ago, when I first met him. But his 2007 DIVORCE was like THE ATOMIC BOMB for Sassy.

Total destruction, total devastation. 

Such a DISASTER would naturally lead most people to develop a more humble and self-critical attitude toward life. But that’s not the case for Sissy Sassy Saucy: that jackass continues to blame everyone else — including students! — for every catastrophe that he himself caused in his own fucking life, as a consequence of his illegal and reckless behavior. Don’t worry if you can’t make sense of it — that’s the very nature of mental illness. 

More about Sassy and Stupidieva below. But right now, let’s set the record straight: you don’t have to be a Catholic in order to write respectfully about Catholicism. And, on the other hand, the fact that you write about the influence of Catholicism on European literature does not mean or imply that you are a Catholic yourself. As far as I’m concerned, I’ve always been a financially independent woman with a modern and independent mindset. But I can also respectfully appreciate the influence that the Judeo-Christian tradition has had over the history and culture of Europe and its colonies.

To deny that powerful influence is a big academic and financial fraud.

On top of that, it’s a sign of arrogance and ignorance at the same time.  

But when we deal with English and comp.lit, we don’t find an attitude of intellectual respect, on the contrary. Arrogant and ignorant people like Sassy, Katie Trumpener, David Quint, Leslie Brisman, Harold Bloom and many others, are long-standing academic frauds who try to impose their bigoted atheism on everyone else, even when it goes against historical evidence, previous scholarship, academic freedom and freedom of expression.

Such academic frauds try to impose their own disregard for Catholicism on everybody else in their little square meter; without considering that just around the corner, many other venues — e.g. the divinity school, the art history dept, the school of music, the school of architecture — could not even stay open without Catholic theology, Catholic religion and the sublime art inspired by it, e.g. Giotto, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raffaello, Caravaggio, Lorenzo Bernini, Bellini, Donizetti, Rossini, Verdi, etc. 

Chronological List of Italian Composers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronological_list_of_Italian_classical_composers

Being ignorant, they ignore the truth; and being corrupt, they deny it even after someone explains it to them. In my opinion, things have gotten much worse since Buckley first published his ground-breaking book in 1951: 

“[Yale] does not recognize religion as an indispensable field of study for an educated man… overtly or covertly hostile to religion, whether through the silent treatment, active opposition, or supercilious disparagement… a colorful fanatic… emphatically and vigorously atheistic… a dedicated iconoclast who has little mercy either on God, or on those who believe in Him, and little respect for the values most [students] have been brought up to respect… bigoted atheism… relentless disparagement of the whole fabric of Christianity.” (Buckley, God & Man at Yale, 10-12)

Speaking of metaphors, one of my 4 (four) quite enthusiastic recommenders for graduate school at Yale was Professor George Lakoff at the University of California at Berkeley, who at the time was doing research and teaching on metaphor theoryhttps://georgelakoff.com/research/

My other distinguished recommenders were Professor Rosa Maria Bollettieri Bosinelli, a renowned linguist from the University of Bologna; the late Luigi Schenoni, James Joyce’s translator for Finnegans Wake in Italy; and Professor John Bishop, a famous Joycean scholar and English professor, always from the University of California at Berkeley. 

In my junior year in college, I attended George Lakoff’s large and super-competitive class on metaphor theory, scoring a perfect A. The following semester, I also did very well in Robin Lakoff’s class on English socio-linguistics, scoring A – (sorry you were never even admitted). Hence my appropriate, perceptive and empowering use of swearwords, or power-words. Therefore, Sassy, you shouldn’t compromise yourself with lies about about my proven linguistic abilities because they will be completely destroyed. 

Empathy, Freedom, Fairness for all — sounds like Yale. 

If you want to pull off an academic and financial fraud,

make sure you can do so without also being denounced as a corrupt and ignorant jackass. 


Leslie Brisman, 75, the best unknown Shakespeare scholar in the world, is also a self-proclaimed authority on metaphors. It looks like he’s still stealing someone else’s salary despite his decrepit age, intellectual mediocrity and proven corruption. 

Public record: “17 January 2019: Leslie I. Brisman was born 22 May 1944 and registered to vote, 5 Woodside Terrace in New Haven, Connecticut 06515-2020. Democratic. Voter status code: Active. Voter ID number 001603516.”


The actions of a public figure will be scrutinized by many, many eyes. 

Front cover of James Joyce’s Finnegans Wake, with the Book of Kells.  

That’s a very intricate design, and Honi soit qui mal y pense!  

Sissy Sassy Saucy is a “Low Swine” (173.5) “meticulously bordering on the insane” (173.34). He’s “covetous of his neighbor’s Word” (172.30) and completely ignorant of “the various meanings of all the different foreign parts of speech he misused.” (173.34-36) 

Together with Olga Stupidieva, his dissertation advisee, he has been pulling off a record-breaking academic and financial fraud since 2005-2006, producing several “forged cheque[s] on the public, for [their] own private profit.” (181.16-17)

In Joyce’s style, his missy-nomer could be “Sissy,” “Sassy,” “Saucy,” “Sisso,” which is an Italian term for “pig shit,” and so forth and so on. His first name could be Hawn, Hen, Hoe, Yawn, Honn, Honi, which is French for “cursed.” And the end result would appear as any combination of the two sets — a myriad of schizophrenic personalities like those of his crazy conspiracy-theorist father, Tupper Saussy, from redneck and racist Tennessee.   

Academic Satire for the New Online Millennium, “with them listening and spraining their ears for the millennium and all their mouths making water.” (386.10-11) I told you, homeboy — u can’t touch this. 

Let me tell you a secret, asshole:  

This is ACADEMIC SATIRE, a special type of protected speech.  

The reason why my academic satire works all over the world is because it is BASED ON THE TRUTH. 

Satire does not oppress the innocent, but it exposes and makes fun of liars, hypocrites and criminals who pretend to be what they are not.

Through the artistic means of academic satire, I can warn many other people against the hidden corruption of frauds and scammers like yourself and Olga Boozava. Nobody in the real world gives a damn about formalism and deconstruction; but most people do care a lot about the money they spend to educate themselves and their children!

That’s the great benefit of academic satire:


In a bigoted place like Yale, I’ve always been discriminated against much worse than African Americans. Therefore, I owe it to the comedic genius of Richard Pryor if I’ve been able to turn those racist and sexist slurs into images and words of empowerment.  

Tale the Phi Beta Kappa up your broken ass! 

“Satire is a particular genre of literature and performing arts in which entities and individuals may be ridiculed… In this type of production, vices or shortcomings may be exaggerated for comedic relief and as a form of public shaming… In many productions, satire may help expose certain characteristics of an entity or individual to help establish awareness of these characteristics throughout society. Ideally, satire will help society communicate about social issues… Satire is individually-constructed and therefore may contain different elements. However, many forms of satire feature parody, exaggeration, sarcasm, analogy and irony.” https://www.hg.org/legal-articles/freedom-of-speech-why-satire-is-protected-34438 

The best laughter always springs from the truth. 


The best laughter always springs from the truth. 

You can’t fake it, as you do with fake learning and fake feminism. You can’t forge it, as you did with your second wife’s shameful comp.lit dissertation on the “Body of Christ.” 

And you can’t slander it, as you have been doing with me and my husband, my Italian parents, my Italian relatives — or indeed anybody who speaks up to denounce your ACADEMIC AND FINANCIAL FRAUD. 

My satirical websites are designed to WARN people, students and their families against the SCAMS of dangerous scumbags and hypocrites like you.  

“Bitch, you can’t fuck with me if you wanted to!” 🙂 

Jesus! Body of Christ! 

Only a complete idiot finds a mistress who’s even worse-looking than the wife! 

Beware of plagiarists and stupid bitches like Olga Stupidieva!

During her doctorate in comp.lit, Olga Stupidieva was involved in a dirty extra-marital affair with her “dissertation supervisor,” Sissy Sassy Saucy. As soon as his legitimate wife, Yu-Lin Wang, found out what was going on, she dumped and divorced him.  

In 2007, Ms Wang obtained a protective order against Sassy’s domestic violence,

took everything that was free for the taking,

and kicked that dirty pig out of Yale forever.

Too bad. 


 Crazy things people do when they’re drunk… 

Sassy was supposed to direct Olga Boozava’s “academic research” and dissertation, but he actually plagiarized and “curated” all that bullshit. 

First he asked his “dear friends” (Yale, Phi Beta Kappa, etc.) to pass it. 

And then he pestered each and everyone in the business to come up with a tenure track for that dumb bitch — in a bogus field such as film and comparative literature, at a time when not even Albert Einstein would be able find one! 

No conflict of interest there, absolutely. 

NO UNIVERSITY needs to WASTE MONEY for a TENURE TRACK in film or comparative literature! An adjunct or two will do — or even better, no one at all, since it’s a bogus field with a high rate of unemployment and underemployment.  

What a scam!  

And what did Sissy Sassy do with all the stolen money?

Did he pay alimony and child support to his ex-wife, Yu-Lin Wang?  

A national catastrophe for all Russian women. 

The “Body of Christ” is a very paradoxical subject for a couple of drunken cheats like Sassy and Stupidieva. And it took Sassy no less than TWELVE YEARS to rewrite and publish a small part of it! 

Why was it even passed, then, by 3 personal friends of his?  

Woah, there’s a entire bottle of cheap wine in that glass! 

Yu-Lin Wang was not enough — Sassy must have a thing for triangles…

Olga Boozava, Victor Fan and, of course, Yawn Saucy taking the pic. 

That looks like a cheap, cheesy & crappy sex scene 🙂 

Counting one, two, three
Peter, Paul and Mary
Getting down with 3P, everybody loves

What we do is innocent
Just for fun and nothing meant
If you don’t like the company
Let’s just do it you and me
You and me, or three
Or four, on the floor

Living in sin is the new thing!

Saucy & Cheesy  

Victor Fan is another academic parasite, another monster-creature produced by Sissy Sassy Saucy, who also supervised his GROUND-BREAKING comp.lit dissertation on soccer, drugs and booze.

Very deep, and very original.  

That crap has never been published, of course.

A compete waste of resources. 

The U.S. government wants to stop funding useless fields like film and comparative literature, which only cause alumni to go bankrupt working as temporary adjuncts with no benefits, no pension, no vacation, no healthcare plan or sick days. 

The only people who manage to find decent jobs in such preposterous fields are the “partners” and “friends” of old bitches and academic frauds like Sassy, an insider for some 30 years now. I wonder, how do they fuck Victor Fan? 

Maybe the two guys suck each other and Olga Boozava is on top, fucking Sissy Sassy in the shit with a strap-on? That’s what he really likes! 🙂 

And that’s the fucking truth! 


Or maybe…


When the shit hits the fan! 🙂 

Victor Fan is a trashy old drunkard who pretends to be a woman… 


And in his delusion, he’s absolutely convinced to be healthy and attractive. 

But if the entire human race suffered from his same mental illness & pathological delusion,

we would disappear from the face of the earth in less than 100 years!


Victor Fan is an adjunct who gets hired and fired every year.

As soon as the next economic crisis kicks in, he’ll be one of the first to get fired. 

And what will he do, since he doesn’t have a fucking dime? 

Who would ever fuck an ugly old ass like Fan? 

To fuck or not to fuck, that is the question… 

Sissy Sassy wrote, ehm, supervised Olga Boozava’s crappy dissertation on the “Body of Christ,” which was passed in 2006, read all the details below. The theological topic is very paradoxical for a couple of drunken cheats, and it’s also completely outside the scope of comparative literature. What the fuck does Sassy know about Theology, Resurrection and the Kingdom of God? 


Sassy’s “virtue of Zen emptiness” 🙂

He claims there is “no subject matter or methodology” in comparative literature,

meaning that anything goes if and only if his ignorance likes it. 

Public record, ORBIS catalog at Yale Sterling Memorial: 


Author/Creator: Solovieva, Olga Viktorovna

Title: A discourse apart [electronic resource]: the Body of Christ and the Practice of Cultural Subversion

ISBN: 9780542995767 

Published/Created: 2006 

Thesis note: Thesis (Ph.D.) Yale University, 2006. 

Advisers: H.C.P.S. (one name, one person — see tomb stones below and at the end)

Physical Description: 1 online resource (284 p.)

Format: Archives or Manuscripts 

Summary: This dissertation is a study of the Western secular appropriation of the basic structure of Pauline discourse for the purpose of cultural subversion… The body of Christ allows for the recuperation of bare life within the structure of resurrectionwhich underlies a subversive anti-model of the ethical state, the kingdom of God, etc. 

Link: http://hdl.handle.net/10079/bibid/9844736

C… (first name) P… (middle name) H… (surname) was Sassy’s maternal grandfather, who was just 59 when he died (1904-1963). Sassy’s crazy father, Tupper Saussy, christened one of his unfortunate children with the surname of his in-laws, perhaps because he was pretentious and out of his mind. Sassy’s mother, instead, Lola Haun, died in Florida when she was just 55. 

These people seem to be short-lived, like lies! 

Sassy lobbied to have Boozava’s crappy dissertation passed by his “dear friends” at Yale, Phi Beta Kappa, etc. But that CRAP was SO BAD — so pretentious, incoherent and off-topic — that it took him no less than TWELVE YEARS to “convince” someone to actually print some of it. 

What a complete waste of toilet paper! 

Fortunately, only 7 copies were ordered by an equal number of cross-eyed librarians… 

Compare and contrast: my ACADEMIC SATIRE may have 700,000 views each year

only from Russia and China combined. 

God’s irony… 


Tupper Saussy: a “strange inheritance” of paranoia, corruption and shame. Saussy’s anti-Catholic conspiracy theory claims that Catholics have been trying to mastermind U.S. politics. 


All proceeds from Tupper Saussy’s racist and bigoted conspiracy theories — and from Olga Boozava’s fraudulent hire at the University of Chicago — have been used by Sissy Sassy Saucy to pay alimony and child support to his smart ex-wife, Yu-Lin Wang.

Ms Wang also managed to obtain custody of her child, keep the house and half of everything else. On top of that, she also kicked that promiscuous and violent pig out of Yale forever. Congratulations!  


Is the President of the University of Chicago, Dr Robert Zimmer, aware of Sassy’s record-breaking academic and financial fraud? And does he know that his crazy father, Tupper Saussy from Tennessee, was an infamous conspiracy theorist enmeshed with the Klan? 

Tupper Saussy was an insane KKK conspiracy theorist who befriended and wrote an apology for James Earl Ray, the murderer of Rev. Martin Luther King, leader of the Civil Rights movement.

That’s something terribly stupid, evil, and doomed to fail.  

And that’s something to remember, especially whenever Sassy tries to cover his ass by means of self-serving slander against the people he wrongly perceives as his “enemies.” What a sick individual! 

Sassy has NEVER offered ANY apology for his father’s KKK conspiracy theories over the years. 

On the contrary, he’s been praising that madman in the most implausible and ridiculous way, presenting him as a “misunderstood genius,” hoping to be seen in the same light. What a shame! How the fuck was that racist pig even hired at Chicago, of all possible places!? 

Eddie Johnson, the Superintendent of the Chicago Police Department,

talks about the tragic “racial divide” in that city.  

Check this out: Sassy’s father, Tupper Saussy, was a crazy conspiracy theorist with ties to the Klan, who spent the last years of his life in jail. He suffered from paranoid schizophrenia and thought that the government was persecuting him by means of taxation!  

He was later condemned for tax evasion and fraud, and tried to avoid a prison sentence by absconding and fleeing the Feds. In order to do so, he lived like a bum on the streets for more than 10 years, eating in soup kitchens and taking occasional “showers” in public libraries… 

Now, that’s a picture-perfect background for academia, isn’t it? 


University of Chicago President Robert Zimmer doesn’t look like a fraudster, e.g. Sassy and Stupidieva. Nor does he look like someone who would willingly participate in an academic and financial fraud. 

University of Chicago President Robert Zimmer signs a water research agreement with Ben-Gurion University of the Negev President Rivka Carmi. Also present at the ceremony, Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel and Israeli President Shimon Peres (2013).

But perhaps Robert Zimmer is too focused on math and other objective disciplines that actually make sense —  maybe even with a subject matter and a methodology! — in order to notice a couple of drunken cheats and crazy plagiarists in the comparative literature dept. 


In my opinion, Olga Boozava is an ignorant, stupid whore from Russia with a bad drinking problem, depression and crappy white hair. The last time I saw her in New Haven, about 8-9 years ago, her empty head was already completely grey. Body of Christ! 

By this I don’t mean ANY offense to the typically beautiful Russian people — I have lots of viewers from that great country, who probably harbor a couple of doubts about the virtues of censorship and communism.

Russian women are internationally known for their beauty; therefore, someone as ugly as Olga Boozava does a great disservice to her country. In my humble opinion, she should be declared a NATIONAL CATASTROPHE!   


According to our intelligence, the vast majority of Russians who operate within American academia are involved in some form of spying on behalf of their government. That’s not good. 

The best way for them to get American citizenship is always the same, i.e. giving birth on American soil. Check this out: 48-years-old Olga Boozava, born 02/28/1971, decided to have her first pregnancy at about 39-40, and the second just a few years later. Wow. 

That’s a new meaning for “Russian roulette!” 

Let’s have a look at Sassy’s splendid family, so he can feel entitled to slander anyone else:

 These are Sassy’s brothers working at a Mexican restaurant,

Phil (Pierre-Philippe, first on the left) and Larry (Laurent, first on the right). 

A family of intellectuals…

Making America Great Again

Their crazy father, Tupper KKK Saussy, tried to exculpate the murderer of Martin Luther King, leader of the American Civil Rights!

I really wonder: if anyone in my own family had had ANY connection with the Klan, or any other racist organization, I’d never have been hired as a teaching assistant and graduate student at an Ivy League university. That would have been even more important than my international academic credentials. 

So, HOW THE FUCK did Sassy get in from Duke?  

Maybe Yale is much more bigoted and racist than they care to admit? 

It’s easier for a bocci ball to get into Sassy’s ass, than for Sassy to get into the Ivy League:  

Rest in hell, insane KKK conspiracy theorist;

water-color painter of paper bags;

convicted tax evader;

fugitive bum for 10+ years;

prison inmate;


And after all that insanity, racism and corruption, 

how on earth can that hypocrite be tolerated when he slanders anyone else? 


Sassy’s breast envy & castration complex has a name, and it’s called Yu-Lin Wang 🙂  

Links to my academic satire, Court Documents for Stupidieva, Sassy and Wang





Sassy cannot identify any methodology or subject matter for comparative literature. But this doesn’t say anything about the discipline itself, only the way he fraudulently misrepresents it. 

Sassy is an ignorant plagiarist who has been projecting his sick, empty, ignorant mind onto an entire discipline for too many years. It’s time for someone to denounce his fraud and warn others! 


Should comparative literature really be like “the virtue of Zen emptiness,” as he foolishly claims? Of course not, that’s an academic & financial fraud. Without any established methodology, how can anyone judge anyone else’s academic research and writing? 

There are ZERO African Americans 


ZERO Italian Americans in comparative literature. 

It’s KKK-friendly, like Tupper Saussy.  

The dogs involved in this scam are academic plagiarist and fraudsters who cause an incalculable damage to the education system, not only in this country but also in Europe. 

They give false witness, make up stories and forge “undeniable” evidence to kill anybody who speaks up to denounce their crimes, for instance: abuse and sex harassment of students and teaching staff, work exploitation, defamation, libel, extortion, blackmailing, etc. 

Examples of extortion: “We must have sex, or your academic career is over;”

“You must work at this job for free, or your academic career is over;”

“You can’t write about this topic I can’t even understand, or your career is over.” 

Example of blackmailing: “If you tell anyone about my crimes, your academic career is over.” 

Sam See, meth junkie and HIV-positive bitch. 

Sam See was an assistant prof. in the English dept at Yale, with a double life as a “professional” prostitute and meth addict, who got infected with HIV. He also had manic depression and suffered a “small stroke,” cf. New York Times, https://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/19/nyregion/questions-linger-after-death-of-yale-teacher-in-police-custody.html  

But with “dear friends” such as Katie Trumpener, David Quint, Sissy Sassy and Leslie Brisman, not even THAT would have prevented him from making tenure and getting a permanent post at Yale. 

The problem is that he also committed suicide in jail, with a meth overdose, on the very night he was arrested for domestic violence and threats to the police, i.e. “I will kill you, I will destroy you!”

That’s EXACTLY the kind of guy you’d want to teach your kids, isn’t he? 🙂   

But he “destroyed” himself, instead — too bad! 

Ms Frank & Yale’s fake feminists

How’s the academic employment in Norse poetry? SUB-ZERO! Well, then, if you’re so honest, the best thing you can do is to fabricate stories and slander the people you don’t even know. 

If that sick, crazy asshole hadn’t killed himself in jail, he would have been promoted to a permanent post at Yale, thanks to the honest and always reliable recommendation of his “dear friends,” e.g. Katie Trumpener, David Quint, Sissy Sassy, Leslie Brisman, etc. 

Those scammers support their worthless “friends” — like the deceased Sam See — with whom they have a pact of non-belligerence and mutual protection. In other words, they don’t rat on each other’s ignorance, conflict of interests, financial frauds, sexual abuses, etc. 

For instance, if someone needs a cover-up for something illegal he’s doing with his dissertation advisee, in 2005-06… You get my point. In this way, they try to keep their scam going as long as possible. 

And in corrupt places like Yale, this only adds insult to injury when you consider that 99% of the teaching personnel don’t even have a Yale degree, but come from lesser universities in the U.S. or around the world. So, do they become more competent when they’re hired?

Of course not — same crap as before. 

How is it that the best scholars in English are always employed somewhere else, e.g. the U.K. or Berkeley?    


These are the envious, ignorant rednecks who use PERSONAL CONNECTIONS and NETWORKING within their fraternities (like Phi Beta Kappa) and with their previous colleges and universities (like Yale, Duke, Stanford, etc.), in order to slander students and scholars who immigrate to the U.S. legally. Beware of those criminals: they’re like the mob, and they will never change.  

Sassy harasses and slanders immigrants and people that he considers vulnerable, so he can create a DIVERSION and cover up for his ILLEGAL CONFLICT OF INTERESTS and EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIR with a graduate student that he was supposed to “supervise” for a 2006 dissertation on the “Body of Christ.” That isn’t just cheating: that’s a record-breaking ACADEMIC and FINANCIAL FRAUD!

Every human being must face death and judgment, and no one will escape God’s Justice.  

Christian saints are humble, and they would never usurp God’s Mercy, Justice and Retribution. Now, Sissy Sassy Saucy is certainly NOT a saint — in fact, quite the opposite of that. And yet, he self-righteously feels entitled to put himself in the place of God.   

What incredible arrogance, ignorance and hypocrisy!

And what a fall from grace! 

Sassy should never forget that human life is full of unforeseen circumstances and acts of God. Especially since he has a perfect example of INSANITY in his father, Tupper Saussy, who blatantly suffered from paranoid schizophrenia and was convinced that the government was PERSECUTING him through taxation, which eventually led to his trial, condemnation and incarceration. 

Paranoia, schizophrenia and jail? A deranged and deeply disturbed individual who befriended and (unsuccessfully) tried to exculpate the murderer of Martin Luther King? But what an excellent DNA! 🙂   

And speaking of Divine Justice, many physical and mental illness may befall you, especially since they’re already in your DNA, before you reach your final destination 6 feet under: 


CPH was Sassy’s maternal grandfather, who was just 59 when he died (1904-1963). Sassy’s crazy father, Tupper Saussy, christened one of his unfortunate children with the surname of his in-laws, perhaps because he was pretentious and out of his mind. Sassy’s mother, instead, Lola Haun, died in Florida when she was just 55. These people seem to be short-lived, like lies! 

Until very recently, self-professed “sex historians” like Richard Maxwell — Trumpener’s partner, who died of BRAIN CANCER in 2010, aged 61 — had to place special orders at their academic libraries, like Yale’s Sterling Memorial, in order to have access to all types of porn. Until very recently, all types of porn were available there, including child pornography, supposedly bought with your tuition fees and government funding for “academic research.” 

In my opinion, and in the opinion of many, all the scumbags involved with that racket are criminals who should go to jail and remain there for a long, long time.  

For sick individuals like Maxwell, Trumpener, Sam See, Sissy Sassy, Olga Boozava, Moira BDSM Fradinger, etc., researching “sex history” has always been a way to cover up for all their problems — their mental illnesses, depressions, strokes, brain cancers, alcoholism, drug addictions, sexual perversions, HIV and other sexually transmissible diseases, etc. — while at the same time profiting and making a ton of money off of them. 

That’s how FEDERAL FUNDING as well as YOUR HIGH TUITION FEES have been wasted for years, in order to finance the “humanities” with porn. But now that the Internet has taken over, both public and private money can be saved for other “cultural” initiatives… 

“Propelled from Behind into the great Beyond” (FW 49.25)




No, thanks. 

“Talk about lowness!” (FW 171.29)

Big Bette, Sissy Sassy and the high culture of racist & redneck Tennessee. That’s where that jackass comes from and what he really is, so he should stop claiming he comes from Paris, yeah right 🙂 That’s just fucking pathetic!